No Pay May – Date Diary Recap

Date’s Nickname: Quiet but not Shy – Over Talker – Cynical Dater – The Transient – Preppy Texter – Too Good to be True – PFG & Short Shorts – Brunch Enthusiast – Perfect Dater – Metro Man – Cheap Ass – Foul Mouth – Derby Dude – Adjuster – Hint Dropper – Future Boyfriend […]

DJ Blenz

Date’s Nickname: DJ Blenz Age: 33 Occupation: Radio DJ How we met: The producer from the morning radio show set us up (Bless. No more online dates!) Where we went: The Flat What I ate: Veggie Pizza, Cocktails, Frozen Mojito Total Cost Estimate: $75 Prior Expectations: This is my LAST date of No Pay May. After what happened Sunday night, I […]

Borderline Rapist

Date’s Nickname: Borderline Rapist Age: 31 Occupation: Something at BHP How we met: Hinge Where we went: We were supposed to go to a bar and grab drinks…. What I ate: Nothing Total Cost Estimate: $0 Prior Expectations: I receive a text from Borderline Rapist at 1:00 am on Sunday night. I talked with him a few times prior via text […]

Creepy MF

Date’s Nickname: Creepy MF (MF = motha f*cker… in case you didn’t know) Age: 28 Occupation: Contract Work How we met: Tinder, unfortunately. Where we went: His apartment pool What I ate: Nothing Total Cost Estimate: $0 Prior Expectations: The same day I matched with Creepy MF is the same day I went on this “date.” He invited me to a […]

Tinted Oakleys

Date’s Nickname: Tinted Oakleys Age: 26 Occupation: Consulting How we met: Coffee Meets Bagel. He messaged me about Aka Sushi… (this is all too familiar) Where we went: Aka Sushi… (this place is cursed) What I ate: Edamame and an Avocado & Cucumber Roll (I don’t change) Total Cost Estimate: – $10 Prior Expectations: I’ve been extremely picky on my dating […]

Suit & Tie – Part Two

Date’s Nickname: Suit & Tie Age: 27 Occupation: CEO of a Start Up How we met: Tinder. Second date. Where we went: Bovine & Barley then Shay McElroy’s Irish Pub What I ate: 2 glasses of Malbec & Tater Tots, then 2 Vodka Cranberries… Total Cost Estimate: $45 Prior Expectations: Suit & Tie is back in Houston on business. He made plans to […]

Kiss Cam

Date’s Nickname: Kiss Cam Age: 21 (oops… accidentally broke a rule) Occupation: College Student (I swear, I didn’t know) How we met: Twitter. Yup, you read that correctly. Where we went: Astros’ Game! and Lucky’s Pub What I ate: Peanuts (duh. baseball game), Margherita Pizza & a Cider Total Cost Estimate: $35 (guessing) Prior Expectations: Since promoting my blog via social media… […]

Date Diagnosis – Week Four

I finished this week with 5 dates. Here’s a list of things I’ve learned. 1.) It’s harder and more work for me on both Bumble and Hinge. In order for boys to initiate plans, I have to message them for a long time. Sometimes, they’ll never initiate plans. I’m more confused as to why so many men are […]