Donut Hole

Date’s Nickname: Donut Hole Age: 25 Occupation: A&F Model/Manager How we met: Hinge (My First Hinge date!) Where we went: Union Kitchen (off Bellaire Blvd.) What I ate: Bottomless Mimosas!!! Nutella Donut Holes & a Potato, Egg, and Cheese Breakfast Taco Total Cost Estimate: $20 Prior Expectations: Donut Hole initiated the messages and the meet up. He sent a text that read “U like […]

Anal Bandit

Date’s Nickname: Anal Bandit Age: 28 Occupation: Bio Chemist How we met: Bumble. Initiated plans to “grab coffee” after a few days of messaging. Where we went: Inversion Coffee What I ate: 2 Americano’s with Soy Total Cost Estimate: $10 Prior Expectations: Sorry, but I’m not into coffee dates.  Sorry again, but I’m not into android users. How are we supposed to group […]

Banana Republic

Date’s Nickname: Banana Republic Age: 26 Occupation: Engineer (More like… Engineers Pay May) How we met: Tinder. And Bumble. We started messaging on Tinder before it faded out. We matched again on Bumble. This time I sent him my phone number. (sometimes boys need a hint) Where we went: La Grange – Patio Bar What I ate: Two Classic Margaritas. On […]

Big Personality

Date’s Nickname: Big Personality Age: 29 Occupation: Financial Advisor How we met: Tinder. I sent him a message that said “we should date.” Guess what… it worked. Where we went: Urban Eats What I ate: Skillet Seared Cauliflower & a glass of Malbec (it’s Wine Wednesday!!!) Total Cost Estimate: $20 Prior Expectations: His Tinder profile said, “Please have a big personality.” Okay, […]

Suit & Tie

Date’s Nickname: Suit & Tie Age: 27 Occupation: CEO & Founder of a Start Up How we met: Tinder. He super liked me then never messaged. I initiated a message because his profile was witty and he’s 6’4″. Where we went: Oporto – Fooding House, Front Porch Pub, and… SHOT BAR (don’t judge) What I ate: Charred Vegetables, Bread Pudding, Wine, lots of […]

Date Diagnosis – Week Three

I ended Week Three with six dates, I think ??? What is a date ??? It’s very clear to me that my views on dating are my own. Personally, I think I’m right, but the world isn’t black and white. Here’s a list of my thoughts. 1.) Why don’t these guys initiate a second date? Women […]

Foul Mouth – Part Two

Date’s Nickname: Foul Mouth Age: 24 Occupation: Navy Seal How we met: Tinder. This is our second “date.” Where we went: My house What I ate: Nothing Total Cost Estimate: $0 Prior Expectations: Foul Mouth wanted to “hangout.” I invited him over to my house to play with my borrowed dog. He brought his dog too. Date Diary: First off, I cannot count […]

Bird Poop

Date’s Nickname: Bird Poop Age: 25 Occupation: Engineer at NASA How we met: Coffee Meets Bagel. He sent me his phone number and asked if we could hangout. (Boys… please stop asking women to “hangout.” It is so undefined. If you want to meet me, set a plan.) Where we went: Onion Creek What I ate: Frozen Blue Moon and Fried […]

Sweet Intentions

Date’s Nickname: Sweet Intentions Age: 26 Occupation: Electrical Engineer How we met: Coffee Meets Bagel. He sent me three messages too which I never responded. Then he sent me a final message asking me to dinner. That’s when I replied. Where we went: Izakaya – Japanese style Tapas Restaurant What I ate: Shishito Peppers, Edamame, Mushroom Mac & Cheese, The Fuku […]